Cyber-naut

By Andrew Garison

 

They say that the average person 

Visits 138 websites in a day.

I don’t think I’ve done anything 138 times.

But it might as well be true.

All my time spent offline

Has begun to feel less valuable.


Why shouldn’t it be?

Everything I could possibly need

Is right there on the screen

All the complexities of human life

Distilling to simple lines of code

Ones and zeros.

It’s easier this way,

Leaving it all to the machines

Those marvels of efficiency

Those perfect time-wasters.


Tearing through tab after tab

I hardly notice the

Beams of orange and pink

Prying through the panes.

But who really cares, anyway?

You see one sunset, you see them all.

Why subject myself 

To the cold breeze

That chaps my lips

Or the slushy grey snow

That makes my stomach sick

When there’s a better, brighter

Virtual reality at my fingertips?


I can do most anything from my chair:

At 10, I took a stroll down a Venetian Canal

At 11, I learned the word verisimilitude

At 12,  as single swipe introduced me

To my soulmate for the next 48 hours

At 1, Buzzfeed taught me the

Top 10 Tricks to Stop Procrastinating

And Get Shit Done!

I bookmarked it for later.

But tired eyes, dry from blue light

And hours of unadulterated staring

Signal the end of yet another techno-circus.

The need for sleep

That failure of biology

Takes over, same as every night.

Monitors darken, eyelids shut

And that old program–Dreams.exe–boots up.

A virtual reality of nature’s own design, oh,

Oh, so dull.